T'was the night before Christmas

Stole this poem from Sharlene as it's so funny

Twas the night before Christmas, I'm glued to the tree. I'm wondering what Santa brought just for me. Could it be cardstock, or inkpads, or lace? Or some stamps, I said, with a smile on my face. And that's when I heard him ... "Hi Santa, " I said He replied, "You know ... good girls should be in their beds". "I know I should Santa, and now I've been caught. But I was just so excited to see what you brought." "Well, let's take a look in this room where you work". He shook his head quickly, and left with a jerk. I heard him exclaim as he put it in gear. "You've got enough crap, I'll see you next year!"